road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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