Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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