i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
