It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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