okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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