Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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