That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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