it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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