rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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