I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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