Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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