But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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