Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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