problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My feet surprised me
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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