Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
