Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i now understand why vodka
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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