Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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