official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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