i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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