fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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