Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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