I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
