i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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