FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Randomize
