I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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