So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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