My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
