Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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