But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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