I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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