Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
