Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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