a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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