She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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