i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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