your room smells of hookers.
And success
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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