You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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