he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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