i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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