I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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