I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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