no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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