i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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