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• (310): View more from California

  it was a shit show

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  We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.

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• (925): View more from California

  and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.

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• (714): View more from California

  I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  You went to a drug deal in a onesie.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Strip club or gay bar tonight?

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  I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.

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