I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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