whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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