I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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