im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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