there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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