just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background