That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My vagina is officially offended.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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