I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Randomize
