Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
They took my balls.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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