sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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