Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
