Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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