i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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